Jester’s Court — September 2, 2010

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  • California legislators took sometime off from their yearly budget stalemate to vote on not banning plastic bags.
  • “It’s a free country. I wish it weren’t,” from Massachusetts’ Governor Deval Patrick. What?
  • The Obama administration has reversed itself and halted the sale of one million antique M1 rifles from South Korea’s military to American gun collectors.
  • Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour on the illegal immigrant problem. “Common sense tells us we’re not going to take 10 or 12 or 14 million people and put them in jail or deport them.  We’re not gonna do it, and we need to quit — some people need to quit acting like we are and let’s talk about real solutions.” 
  • The only color film of the Japanese surrender in World War II, which happened 65 years ago today.
  • Highways are in the best shape they have been in for twenty years.
  • On gay marriage, some Republicans are moving further to the left than the Obama administration.
  • Apparently Joe Biden has forgotten that Iraqi Shiites are backed by Iran. “Iranian influence in Iraq is minimal. It’s been greatly exaggerated,” said Biden.
  • Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair on U2’s Bono. “(Bono) could have been a president or prime minister standing on his head. He had an absolutely natural gift for politicking, was great with people, very smart and an inspirational speaker… motivated by an abundant desire to keep on improving, never really content or relaxed.”
  • Russian bloggers are facing increasing pressure from the government.
  • Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio said he was “sandbagged” by Justice Department officials who filed a lawsuit against him over allegations that he discriminates against Hispanics.
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The Jan Brewer Freeze

Everyone has moments like these. It is just that when you are a governor, and it is live on television that it is a whole lot more embarrassing. It won’t matter. Jan Brewer will be reelected governor of Arizona.

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Jester’s Court — September 1, 2010

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  • The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the total cost of the eight-year Iraq war was less than the stimulus bill.
  • Seven states suing to overturn the health care reform bill as unconstitutional are also seeking subsidies provided by the bill. The seven are Arizona, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, Nebraska and Nevada.
  • Muammar Gadaffi said that he would stop the influx of African immigrants into Europe for $6.3 billion a year. “Tomorrow Europe might no longer be European, and even black, as there are millions who want to come in.”
  • In a survey of Alaskan Republicans, Sarah Palin only polls 17% in a Presidential bid. That ties her for second with Mike Huckabee. Mitt Romney leads.
  • The Wisconsin Republican Party criticized a Democratic fundraiser that never existed.
  • An audit of an Australian MP’s internet account found that there had been 200,000 views of porn sites.
  • A Swedish prosecutor has ordered the reopening of a rape investigation involving WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
  • An Iranian cyber group announced that it hacked more than 1,000 governmental websites of the US, Britain and France in protest of their support of anti-Iran groups.
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Tom Tancredo Accuses Obama White House of Doing What the Bushes Did

Former Congressman Tom Tancredo, not satisfied with derailing the Republican chances for capturing the Colorado governorship with this third party candidacy, is now going after Michelle Obama and Christmas.

“I remember a little thing, like Ms. Obama saying she didn’t want any Christian artifacts in the White House during Christmas time,” said Tancredo.

Hmm, it looks like Tancredo got his administrations and First Ladies mixed up. Michelle Obama never put out a notice that Christian themes were unwelcomed at the White House during the decoration of the official Christmas tree. The only restrictions she placed on the 2009 Christmas ornaments were size requirements and that they are waterproof.

Laura Bush, on the other hand, requested non-religious themed ornaments during her tenure as First Lady. The U.S. Forest Service which oversees the official tree for the White House had left in place Laura Bush’s wish that the ornaments not be religious or political in nature. The Forest Service rules had simply not been updated for the new administration.

Someone with a partisan agenda then turned an innocent omission by the Forest Service into a conspiracy that the Obamas were no longer going to allow Christmas celebrations in the White House. The rumor even said that the official tree was no longer to be referred to as a Christmas tree but a holiday tree.

This was nine months ago, but Christmas is coming again and so are the rumors. This time Tom Tancredo wants to be the agent of misinformation.

Tancredo was also put out that Barack Obama used the White House to host “Ramadan events there.” Obama recently hosted a Ramadan dinner and prayer event. There is nothing untrue about that. The only problem with Tancredo’s belligerence to the Ramadan event is that George Bush did the same in 2007.

Taking all this into account, it sounds like Tancredo has more of a beef with the Republican Bush administration than the Democratic Obama one. Perhaps that is not all that surprising. After all Tancredo has ditched the Republicans to run as a candidate of the American Constitution Party in Colorado. Democrats and Republicans probably look the same to him now.

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Russian Minister Tells His Countrymen “Smoke More and Drink More”

Every few years the Russian government tries to implement a plan to get Russians from drinking alcohol. Alcohol consumption in Russia is some of the highest in the world. A host of alcohol-related health problems plague Russians, mainly men, and drop the life expectancy by years. Vladimir Putin tried to reduce drinking and the current President Dmitry Medvedev has a plan as well.

Along comes Russian Finance Minister Alexei Kudrin with a new idea. The Russian government announced that it was raising taxes on cigarettes and vodka. However, those taxes are not meant to lower consumption.

“If you smoke a pack of cigarettes, that means you are giving more to help solve social problems such as boosting demographics, developing other social services and upholding birth rates. People should understand: Those who drink, those who smoke are doing more to help the state,” Kudrin said.

You heard it. Kudrin wants Russia to party with more smoking and more boozing. I am not sure where Kudrin gets his reasoning. It sounds as if he thinks that smoking drunks will have more kids. Those are probably not the people Russia needs seeding the gene pool.

Anyway, what’s a little lung cancer and cirrhosis of the liver as long as the Russian coffers are full?

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Joe Miller’s Beard

Alaska Republican Senate nominee Joe Miller has broken some new ground, and it is not just his primary victory over Senator Lisa Murkowski.

If elected, Miller would be the only member in the U.S. Senate with a beard, or even facial hair for that matter.

For decades, political consultants have instructed their candidates to shave off any facial hair. At one time, just about every politician had facial hair, but that was a long time ago.

The last President with facial hair was Howard Taft. The last nominee for President was Thomas Dewey. Some claimed he lost the 1948 Presidential election to Harry Truman because he had a moustache.

1948, and 1944 when Dewey ran against Roosevelt, were probably not good years to wear a moustache. There was a fellow in Germany who gave the toothbrush moustache a bad name. In Russia, Stalin was still alive with his bushy moustache.

In 2006, The Hill reported on the reasons for the lack of facial hair, using some of those reasons.

“Political consultants, image consultants and etiquette experts say research shows that politicians who wear mustaches and beards don’t poll well. Voters don’t trust a candidate with facial hair. Think Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Saddam Hussein and Genghis Khan.”

Bin Laden can be added to that list as well.

In a way that association is odd. There are plenty of icons in politics, like Abraham Lincoln, where the facial hair is inseparable from the image. Whenever a picture of a beardless Lincoln appears, it looks as if something is missing.

Lincoln began the beard craze that would last for close to half a century. It is believed that the Civil War fueled that trend. Soldiers lacked hot water, sanitary conditions and the time to shave. The fashion stayed after the Civil War, but things changed early in the twentieth century.

A hygiene movement swept the land and beards were seen as unhygienic. Gillette began selling the safety razor with disposable blades. On top of those changes, World War I finished off the beard. A clean-shaven face was needed to fit snugly into a gas mask.

Miller has the good fortune of being from Alaska. The rugged political atmosphere there is probably more tolerant of a beard. Senators Charles Schumer and Tom Harkin grew beards but they never lasted. So now the Senate is beardless, unless Miller is elected.

In the House, facial hair is more tolerated, but even then it is only a few who wear it. They are usually Democrats.

If Miller had lost a close election to Murkowski, then his scruff beard would have been blamed.

Miller, who is the front runner, has the hopes of a lot more than just his Tea Party backers behind him. The oppressed bearded minority is anxiously awaiting his fate.

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Jester’s Court — August 31, 2010

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  • Texas Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson violated nepotism rules in her foundation by awarding thousands of dollars in college scholarships to four relatives and a top aide’s two children.
  • Massachusetts’ Senator Scott Brown responding to criticism from Sarah Palin that he is not conservative enough. “I’m a Massachusetts Republican. When I go down to Washington, people say, what are you doing? They say, well you are working with the Democrats. I say, so what’s the big deal? I do that all the time. I’ve been doing it for 15 years.”
  • 52% of Republicans believe that Barack Obama “sympathizes with the goals of Islamic fundamentalists who want to impose Islamic law around the world.”
  • The Michigan Tea Party, considered by many Republicans to be a front for Democrats, will need to get a nod from the Michigan Supreme Court if its 23 candidates are going to be certified for this November’s election.
  • Fidel Castro says that he is responsible for the persecution of gays in Cuba.
  • Tesla Motors was fined for lacking an emissions Certificate of Conformity required for the Clean Air Act. Tesla electric cars do not have a tailpipe.
  • While Barack Obama was on his summer vacation, the Oval Office was given a makeover of tans, camels and browns.
  • Utah Senator Orrin Hatch has come out in favor of building the mosque near Ground Zero. He referred to opposition about the building of Mormon temples as a reason for his support.
  • Strangely enough, Senator John McCain has a poor record backing veteran’s issues.
  • Michele Bachmann is suggesting that there may have been 1.6 million at the Glenn Beck rally. Do I hear two million? Three million?
  • Iowa Rep. Steven King said that his Democratic opponent has not “earned” the right to debate him.
  • Australia has elected the country’s first Aboriginal member of the lower house of the parliament.
  • New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino said that Barack Obama is not a Christian because he “worships himself.”
  • More Iraqis approve of the job performance of George Bush than Barack Obama.
  • American taxpayers paid for a $40 million prison in Iraq that has never been used.
  • Moamar Gadaffi said that Europe should convert to Islam.
  • At the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia, Barack Obama was awarded the “ballsy” prize. 
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Muslim PSA States They are Not Trying to Take Over the United States

It is a shame that some felt a need to do this, but it is understandable in the suspicion of today. However, I doubt if this is going to persuade anyone who thinks the opposite. There is some irony here that Muslims have to defend that they are not trying to take over America, but Christian religious groups openly express their opposition to the government and stress the need to take it over in their image.

Yet there is one thing that troubles me about this video. Why does every adult woman have to wear a hijab? There are plenty of devout Muslim women who do not.

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Switzerland to Install Drive-In Sex Boxes For Prostitutes

Residents of Zurich are tired of prostitutes and their clients cluttering the streets and making an unseemly sight.

Commotion throughout the night and day and less than family friendly views drew the ire of homeowners. That was enought to compel the city to hide the world’s oldest profession and oldest customers from sight.

Although the hookers will be out of sight, there still is one problem. The boxes are not soundproof.

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Alvin Greene’s Plan to Save the U.S. Economy is to End The Global Economy

Alvin Green explained his platform over the weekend. Oddly, it was in a British newspaper, the Telegram.  I am not sure how many readers of the Telegram are in South Carolina, but I doubt if Greene wrote this to get votes. It sounds as if he is positioning himself for something better after the election.

Although Greene is a Democrat, he does not sound as if he would be fond of many Democrats in the Senate. He called the Senate a “millionaire’s club.” Disregarding that he actually is right, it does not sound like a way to make new friends.

Greene followed that up by claiming “Half the members of the US senate work for BP. The other half work for Halliburton.”

Of course, Greene has zero chance of getting elected so he does not need to worry about Democrats and Republicans alike in the Capitol think.

Here is what Greene supports:

  • “Huge tariffs”
  • Banning imports of foreign goods
  • Breaking up the big banks
  • Making it illegal for a company to sell a debt for collection
  • Stopping debt collectors from calling
  • Universal health insurance for free
  • Free college education

Greene is against:

  • Free trade
  • Payday lending

Greene claims the money for his proposals can be found in waste from the Pentagon.

The worth of his ideas are for South Carolina’s voters to decide. However, it looks like Greene is missing some basic economic facts.

First of all, this is a global economy. Huge tariffs are going to lead to huge tariffs in response. This was tried once before in June of 1930 with the Smoot-Hawley Act. The United States’ trading partners responded with their own tariffs and that kicked the Depression down another flight of stairs.

Today, the world is even more intertwined economically. It sounds like a great idea to ban Chinese imports, but that means those cheap products at Wal-Mart are going to be a lot more expensive.

The U.S. may import hundreds of billions of dollars worth of goods, but it also exports hundreds of billions. Where is all the wheat that cannot be sold overseas going? On the empty shelves once reserved for electronic products?

Most telling is a statement near the end of his article.

“I’ll save your house. I’ll save your job.”

Sounds great, but I think Greene forgot that he is not running for an executive position. As a legislator, he cannot implement his wishes without 50 more senators backing him.

That might be hard since he has already declared the entire U.S. Senate to be his ideological enemy.

If Greene plays his cards right, he might turn that $10,000 investment of a senate run into a gig to get off the unemployment lines. There are a lot weirder things out there than his populist message.

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Jester’s Court — August 30, 2010

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  • Mosques in Italy will not receive a share of income tax revenue the Italian government allocates to religious faiths each year. Hindu and Buddhist temples, Greek Orthodox churches and Jehovah’s Witnesses will remain eligible for the funds.
  • Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle said that she would have voted against the $62 billion relief fund for Hurricane Katrina victims in 2005. No senators opposed the measure at that time.
  • President Obama will likely phone former President George W. Bush before delivering his speech Tuesday on the Iraq war.
  • According to Vladimir Putin, Russia will launch its manned space missions from a new center in the Far East starting in 2018.
  • Michelle Obama’s popularity plummeted from 64% to 50% after her Spanish vacation.
  • Glenn Beck wore a bulletproof vest at his Lincoln Memorial rally.
  • The Supreme Court will consider an appeal next month about the right to display an adorned junked vehicle.
  • A suspicious fire burned construction equipment for building a new mosque in Tennessee. It must have been too close to Ground Zero.
  • Louisiana voters are giving higher marks to former President George Bush for handling of Katrina than they do for President Obama’s handling of the BP oil spill.
  • There will not be a Beck-Palin or Palin-Beck ticket in 2012.
  • Wyclef Jean released a song protesting his ban on running for president of Haiti.
  • Vladimir Putin said opposition protesters will “get hit in the head” for being present at banned gatherings.
  • A newspaper has been banned for criticizing the brother of the President of Togo.
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Iranian State Media Calls France’s First Lady a “Prostitute”

Kayhan, an Iranian state-run newspaper, called France’s First Lady Carla Bruni a “prostitute” for her support of an Iranian woman who has been sentenced to death for adultery.

Bruni wrote an open letter in support of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani.

“Why shed your blood and deprive your children of their mother. Because you have lived, because you have loved, because you’re a woman, and because you’re an Iranian? Everything within me refuses to accept it,” wrote Bruni.

That seems to have struck a raw nerve among the mullahs and their supporters in Iran.

Kayhan’s editorial headlined its criticism of Bruni with “French prostitutes join the human rights protest.”

The editorial called Bruni a “hypocrite.” State television also claimed that Bruni’s support of Ashtiani was an attempt to justify Bruni’s own immorality.

Bruni was called a “husband cheater.” The editorial followed “her record clearly shows why this immoral woman has supported an Iranian woman.”

French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s office declined to comment on the Iranian accusations, which is probably just as well since any response would dignify the defamation.

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Maybe The President Does Need To Plaster His Birth Certificate On His Forehead Once In A While

Obama is correct that his enemies have done a successful “misinformation” campaign against him. And, yes, he should not spend all his time with his birth certificate “plastered” over his forehead. However, just because one team is conducting a good game plan does not mean the other should not take the field. Obama needs to address the misinformation more effectively and put it to rest.

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Castro “Fool Of The Week”

Is it senility or the same set of delusions that led Fidel Castro to think communism was a wonderful system in the first place? Or maybe it just takes that type of conspiracy thinking to remain in power for nearly 60 years.

Whatever the reason is, the old communist seems to have taken a leave of his senses.

Last week, Fidel Castro claimed that Osama bin Laden works for the CIA. According to Castro bin Laden took orders directly from George Bush.

There is not much to add to that except that it is good he is not in charge of Cuba anymore. He makes the birthers sound levelheaded.

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Jester’s Court — August 29, 2010

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  • If Republican proposals were enacted, estimates suggest that there would be fewer jobs and a larger deficit than under Obama.
  • Joe Miller, who holds a narrow 1,668 vote lead over Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski, is stepping on a lot of Republican toes. Last week, Miller compared Murkowski to a prostitute and now warns that Murkowski and the Republican leadership are going to “pull an Al Franken” him during the count of absentee ballots.
  • Madagascar’s former president has been sentenced to life of hard labor for murder.
  • A British soldier who lost both legs in an explosion in Afghanistan has been told he cannot leave hospital because of a disagreement over who will pay for his care.
  • New Zealand’s Advertising Standards Authority ruled than an advertisement with an image of a nude Queen Elizabeth was an acceptable form of satire.
  • Saudi Arabia has banned women of a certain age from pilgrimages because they might be prostitutes.
  • Australian photographers are protesting that governments newest laws prohibiting the photography of some of the nation’s most prominent landmarks.
  • Finally, the news you have been waiting for — former British Prime Minister Tony Blair wears silk Union Jack boxer shorts.
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