Helsinki, Finland — Finland’s Foreign Minister, Ilkka Kanerva, is an inquisitive man who will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of a question. Kanerva is facing strong public pressure to resign after sending 200 text messages to Johanna Tukiainen, an exotic dancer. When first questioned, Kanerva said the messages were work related.
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Texas Sex Offender Abandons Mayoral Race
Posted in March 29th, 2008
Wilmer, Texas — James Brian Sliter decided to abandon his candidacy for Mayor of Wilmer after a detective convinced him “it was in my best interest.” Sliter was arrested in 2004 after he sought to arrange a sexual liaison with what he thought was a 15-year-old girl. Sliter further added, “Based on what was told [...]
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Three Congressman Duped Into Saddam Financed Junket
Posted in March 28th, 2008
Washington, D.C. — Three anti-war Democratic members of the House of Representatives visited Iraq in October 2002 prior to the U.S. invasion. Federal prosecutors say the trip was arranged by Muthanna Al-Hanooti of Michigan. Al-Hanooti is alleged to have cut a deal with Iraqi intelligence officials to finance the trip. For his efforts, the Iraqi’s [...]
Puerto Rican Governor Indicted
Posted in March 28th, 2008
San Juan, Puerto Rico — Puerto Rican Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila and twelve associates were indicted on 19 counts of campaign fundraising violations. As usual in these situations, Acevedo Vila claims he is innocent, and that the charges are politically motivated. The Federal Bureau of Investigation states that Acevedo Vila received illegal and unreported donations [...]
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