Bush Wants History To Know Him As A Liberator Of 50 Million

History may not have found its place for George Bush yet, but Bush knows what he wants history to think  about him.

George Bush wants to be known as a liberator.

“I’d like to be a president as somebody who liberated 50 million people and helped achieve peace,” said Bush.

But Bush has a few other things he wants the world to consider.

He wants to be known as a President “that rallied people to serve their neighbor; that led an effort to help relieve HIV/AIDS and malaria on places like the continent of Africa; that helped elderly people get prescription drugs and Medicare as a part of the basic package.”

The Great Liberator returns to Crawford, Texas on January 20. On that day, 300 million more get liberated too.