Monthly Archives: April 2009

Janet Napolitano Has Sure-Fire Cure For Swine Flu Travelers

Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security, gave a statement on how the federal government is handling the swine flu threat. Napolitano’s statement led to how the government is responding to travelers arriving in the United States. “We’re also actively monitoring … Continue reading

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May 30, 2009

During debate on the Hate Crimes Prevention Act, Congresswoman Virginia Fox of North Carolina called it a hoax that Matthew Shepard was murdered in Wyoming during 1998 because he was gay. Things aren’t getting any better for Senator Christopher Dodd. … Continue reading

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Iowa Lt. Governor Gives Announcement on Swine Flu (Cough)

Here’s a clip from the David Letterman show about an important announcement on the swine flu from the Lt. Governor of Iowa.

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Georgia Gubernatorial Candidate Runs On Anti-Abortion Platform, But Mule Gets In The Way

Neal Horsley is the Georgia Creator’s Rights Candidate for Governor. He is obviously a very religious man. Yet, I don’t understand how someone who can profess being a “true Christian” can live a life as this man has. Horsley is … Continue reading

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Bachmann Gives History Lesson On “Hoot-Smalley Act”

Honestly, I’m not trying to turn this blog into an anti-Bachmann tirade, but Congresswoman Michele Bachmann just floats from one misguided rant to another. Today’s feature includes a distortion of history from the 1920′s and 1930′s. There is so much … Continue reading

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Berlusconi’s Wife Lashes Out At His Selection Of Showgirls As Candidates

Veronica Lario, wife of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, expressed her displeasure over his selection of showgirls as European Parliament candidates. Berlusconi selected several attractive women with television backgrounds as candidates in this June’s European Parliament elections. “Today women are and … Continue reading

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April 29, 2009

  North Korea is threatening to conduct more missile tests because its feelings have been hurt. FEMA has pulled a children’s coloring book from distribution because it included coloring pages for the 9/11 attack. Boston’s mayoral race kicked off with the … Continue reading

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Swine Flu: A Democratic Plot?

Seriously, how did this woman ever get elected? And reelected. Her latest bombshell find an “interesting coincidence.” The swine flu epidemic in the 1970′s and the one today happened under the administrations of Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama, both Democrats, according … Continue reading

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April 28, 2009

At a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy, five House Democrats were arrested. John Lewis, Donna Edwards, James McGovern, Lynn Woolsey and Keith Ellison crossed a police line to protest Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir’s expulsion of 16 aid organizations from … Continue reading

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Crist On Jesus License Plate: “If They Don’t Want One They Don’t Have To Buy One.”

If you live in Florida, you can now have Jesus crucified on your license plate. Florida Governor Charlie Crist has no problem with that because in his view it doesn’t violate the separation of church and state. It is merely a … Continue reading

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“Is Waterboarding Torture?” Gingrich: “I Can’t Tell You”

It’s always impressive when politicians take a stand…and there is Newt Gingrich. Stumbling and bumbling, he can’t figure out what waterboarding is. About the only things he can take a stand on is that he agrees with John McCain and that … Continue reading

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April 27, 2009

Surprisingly, the Pakistani army is fighting Taliban forces with some early successes. John McCain is differing with Dick Cheney on the release of further interrogation memos as “unnecessary.” Once again, Prince Charles is leaving a huge carbon imprint as he … Continue reading

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Disgusted By Nude German Hikers, Swiss State Bans Hiking In The Buff

Voters in the tiny Swiss state of Appenzell Inner Rhodes have seen all they want of German hikers. And they’ve seen way too much. Last fall Germans began appearing on hiking trails wearing socks, shoes, and … that’s it. Nude … Continue reading

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North Korea’s Nuclear Ability Grows More Worrisome

Analysts now believe that North Korea has the ability to wreck nuclear havoc on South Korea and Japan. Last year, North Korea successfully miniaturized its nuclear weapons so that nuclear devices could be place on Scud, Toksa and Nodong rockets. … Continue reading

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April 26, 2009

Utah County Republicans defeated a resolution that claimed Democrats get their votes from illegal immigrants and dysfunctional family members. And, it’s all a plan by Satan. An Air France jet was forced to alter its flight pattern and land on … Continue reading

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