Monthly Archives: July 2009

Jester’s Court — July 31, 2009

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Glenn Church

In order to bypass lengthy and controversial Senate confirmations, Barack Obama has appointed an astounding 32 czars for various projects. Too successful is the best way to describe the “Cash for Clunkers” program. The Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party sent out a … Continue reading →

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Pictures From Air Force One Flyover Of NYC Released

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Glenn Church

Remember the crazy flyover of New York City by the backup Air Force One this spring? The plane flew low over landmarks and arrived with little warning. Many New Yorkers were scared that a repeat of 9/11 was happening. Well, the … Continue reading →

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Mark Sanford Just Can’t Help Himself, Predicted “Public Humiliation”

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Glenn Church

“I simply beg for the chance to figure it ought (sic) privately, please beg her for just the first month after the kids get out of school and if I cant get this done then there will be plenty of … Continue reading →

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July 30, 2009

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

There is a report that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is using a dialysis machine. A Pakistan’s Punjab law minister said there are two types of rape. One “forced” and the other “with consent.” Consented rape occurs when a … Continue reading →

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What A Difference A Beer Makes! Obama, Gates And Crowley Drink And Make Up

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

The “Beer Summit” between Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., and James Crowley had an unexpected guest when Vice-President Joe Biden dropped in. Biden took a mug of Buckler, a non-alcoholic brew, which just about covered the base in beer … Continue reading →

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Obama Birth Certificate

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

In case you haven’t seen it, here is Barack Obama’s birth certificate. Okay, its a Certification of Live Birth. The real certificate is kept locked away with the other birth certificates of those born in Hawaii. This is what the state … Continue reading →

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Stormy Daniels Advisor’s Car Set On Fire; Daniels Arrested For Domestic Violence

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

Porn star Stormy Daniels does not have much of a chance to defeat Louisiana Senator David Vitter in the upcoming Republican primary, but her campaign is generating excitement in unintended ways. Brian Welsh, a political consultant for Daniels, reported that … Continue reading →

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Fox News Confuses Egypt With Iraq

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

If the genius at Fox News had placed Egypt in Turkey or Sudan or just about anywhere else, I wouldn’t have given it as much attention. Yet, it is placed right smack on Iraq. This is a news department, after … Continue reading →

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July 29, 2009

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Glenn Church

Despite their denials, Senators Chris Dodd and Kent Conrad appear to have received preferential treatment on their mortgages. Congresswoman Virginia Fox said the Republican health care plan would “make sure we bring down the cost of health care for all Americans … Continue reading →

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Mayor Defends Firing of City Manager Married to Porn Star

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Kathryn McKenzie

The mayor of Fort Myers, Florida, is now defending the town council’s decision to fire its city manager after officials learned his wife is a porn star. City manager Scott Janke was fired July 21 when news leaked that his wife, … Continue reading →

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Taliban Releases Manual On Code Of Conduct

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Glenn Church

A sign that the war in Afghanistan may be going better than reported is the release of manaul by the Taliban on how to conduct the war. The manual emphasizes that civilian casualities must be avoided and that discrimination is not … Continue reading →

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Conyers Explains Why Congress Shouldn’t Read Bills

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Glenn Church

Congressman John Conyers is taking criticism for his comment that there isn’t any purpose in reading a bill that is 1,000 pages long and takes lawyers to interpet it. Yet, he is actually right. Those who read these bills are likely … Continue reading →

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July 28, 2009

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Glenn Church

Congress has passed a resolution recognizing Hawaii’s 50th anniversary as a state and recognizing Barack Obama’s Hawaiian birth. The vote was 378-0. (Where are the birthers?) Obama, Gates and Crowley will have a beer on Thursday. It appears its Budweiser … Continue reading →

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Austrian Town Tired Of People Having Sex By Its Sign

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Glenn Church

You have to feel for the residents of Fucking, Austria. It is pronounced “fooking,” by the way. For those skeptical, Fucking is a real place. It is in Wikipedia, Snopes, Mapquest, and you can find it on Google Earth. The … Continue reading →

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Inhofe: Oil And Gas Don’t Cause Pollution

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Glenn Church

Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma, proving once again that intelligence is not a requirement for politics.

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