Jester’s Court — October 12, 2009

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  • Toledo’s mayor, known for his support of red-light cameras and running down red light runners in his own city vehicle, has been ticketed four times for running red lights himself. One of those times involved passing a car that had slowed to stop at a red light. The mayor has only paid two of the four tickets. The other two were mysteriously dismissed.
  • A children’s book on gay penguins has drawn the ire of neo-Nazis after Polish schools in Gdansk refused to remove it from the curriculum.
  • Al-Qaeda is in its weakest financial condition in years.
  • Al-Qaeda and the Taliban have attacked Pakistani nuclear bases three times in the last two years.
  • Barney Frank called gay marches “a waste of time at best.”
  • With half its budget gone, Ophir, Colorado, is considering growing marijuana to balance the budget.
  • Interest on the national debt will consume 40% of income tax revenue.
  • A proposed Canadian law would allow authorities to enter homes and seize unauthorized and anti-Olympic signs.
  • Japan has begun a campaign to prevent groping, which is a widespread problem in Japan.
  • Lyndon LaRouche has his followers trying to recruit on college campuses and doing what they can to ruin everyone else’s good day.
  • Miss Indonesia is a Muslim, and Muslim clerics are aghast that she does not wear a hijab.
  • Iranian opposition leader Mirhossein Mousavi has accused Iranian leaders of using inquisition-style techniques on reformers.
  • Hillary Clinton said she will never run for President again.
  • Syria is the latest tobacco-loving Arab country to ban smoking in public.
  • British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is going to pay $19,000 for going over his expense limits.
  • The British have arrested a nuclear scientist with al-Qaeda connections.
  • Osama bin Laden’s first wife and fourth son have published a book, Growing Up bin Laden. Bonus: It includes Osama taking his four wives and fourteen children on a desert camping trip.

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