Monthly Archives: November 2009

Jester’s Court — November 30, 2009

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

Mein Kampf is becoming a bestseller in Muslim countries like Bangladesh because it talks about the extermination of Jews. The Patriot Act is set to expire on December 31, 2009. The Senate and the House must both reconcile their new … Continue reading →

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Did The French Try To Pay Off The Taliban?

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

This is one of those stories that is hard to determine what is the truth. The Taliban claim that the French tried to pay off the Taliban so as not to be attacked. First of all, this is coming from … Continue reading →

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Bush 96% Responsible For Last Year’s Deficit

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

The people at the Cato Institute are not usually defenders of Democrats, and, in this case, Obama is not being defended. It just appears that way. Apparently, most of the blame for the horrendous deficit of the last year is more … Continue reading →

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Bulgarian Official Receives “Fool Of The Week” Award

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Glenn Church

Luchezar Filipov is a respected scientist in Bulgaria. He is head of the Space Research Institute at the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences. He has done some high-level astrophysics work and worked on the MIR space station. That being said, his … Continue reading →

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Jester’s Court — November 29, 2009

Posted on November 29, 2009 by Glenn Church

Delhi, India, paid 22,853 employees $43.8 million over the course of a year. The only problem is that those employees did not exist. The mayor is seeking to find out who has been receiving the money. Anwar Al-Aulaqi, the fundamentalist … Continue reading →

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Indonesian Minister Blames Natural Disasters On Immorality

Posted on November 29, 2009 by Glenn Church

Indonesia’s Communication and Information Minister Tifatul Sembiring has determined that the many natural disasters inflicting Indonesia are the fault of bad television programs. The minister declared that God is seeking retribution because of immoral television programs and the rise of … Continue reading →

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Jesters Court — November 28, 2009

Posted on November 28, 2009 by Glenn Church

Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming a $79,000 tax lien on “a minor paperwork tracking discrepancy.” The “I Believe” religious license plates banned by a judge in South Carolina may be allowed if a private group requests them from the state instead of … Continue reading →

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Jester’s Court — November 27, 2009

Posted on November 27, 2009 by Glenn Church

There were five typos on the White House menu for this week’s state dinner. Dubai is pretty much broke. An Australian senator compared same-sex marriage to incest. 2003 Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi has had her Nobel medal confiscated … Continue reading →

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British Town’s New Logo Reminds People Of Sperm

Posted on November 27, 2009 by Glenn Church

It does not look that bad to me, but many residents of the British town of Ilfracombe are not happy with the town’s new logo. Many residents claim that the swirl above the “I” looks like a sperm. Ilfracombe spent … Continue reading →

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Russian Minister Says Its Okay To Fight Back Against Police

Posted on November 27, 2009 by Glenn Church

Russia’s Interior Minister said that if a cop assaults you on the street for no reason, then its okay to fight back. Tell that to the judge.

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Jester’s Court — November 26, 2009

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Glenn Church

Australia is building a war room similar to the one in the White House. Every major power needs one, but that does not explain Australia’s reason. A town in the Northern Territory of Australia is under siege from 6,000 marauding … Continue reading →

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North Carolina Man Claims That Town Is Trying To “Screw” Him

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Glenn Church

A North Carolina man is facing hundreds of dollars in fines per day because he painted on his home, “Screwed By The Town of Cary.” William Bowden claims that his disagreement with the town started years ago during a road … Continue reading →

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Lost CIA Manual On Magician’s Tricks Republished

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Glenn Church

Decades ago the CIA hired noted magician John Mulholland, to write a book on trickery, deception and concealment. Basically, it was a compilation of magician tricks that could be used in public to counter the Soviets own trickery in the … Continue reading →

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Bulgarian Space Official Informs The World That Aliens Are Among Us

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Glenn Church

An official with one of the world’s oldest space agencies has announced that “Aliens are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time.” Luchezar Filipov, deputy head of the space institute at the government’s Bulgarian Academy of … Continue reading →

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Jester’s Court — November 25, 2009

Posted on November 25, 2009 by Glenn Church

Lansing, Michigan, is developing new Freedom of Information Act polices – behind closed doors. Some stupid laws that are still on the books. Hello…ever heard of 9/11? Dana Perino, former White House Press Secretary for the Bush administration, said that … Continue reading →

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