- Lansing, Michigan, is developing new Freedom of Information Act polices – behind closed doors.
- Some stupid laws that are still on the books.
- Hello…ever heard of 9/11? Dana Perino, former White House Press Secretary for the Bush administration, said that there was not a terrorist attack during the Bush Presidency.
- Chambersburg Borough Council, Pennsylvania, has decided to take down its nativity scene in order to prevent atheists from posting a sign.
- Patrizia D’Addario, the escort who claims to have slept with Silvio Berlusconi, said that he deserves a spot in the Guinness Book of Records for his sexual stamina. “We kissed an infinite number of times, with him above all kissing my intimate parts…I am much younger than him, and quite an expert, I must say. But there were moments when I feared I would not stand up to his assaults. Does he take something? I have asked myself many times.”
- Israel’s Supreme Court has banned private prisons as a “grave” violation of inmates’ rights.
- A two-time candidate for statewide office in Oklahoma is suing the man who beat him, claiming that the winner cheated and should repay the loser’s campaign expenditures.
- The Khmer Rouge’s top jailer and torturer, now a born again Christian, has expressed “excruciating remorse” for his deeds.
- Twenty Somali-Americans, recruited from Minnesota to engage in jihad in Somali, were told the adventure would be “fun.”
- The Obama administration is refusing to sign a treaty banning landmines.
- A Saudi court has sentenced a Lebanese man to death for practicing witchcraft. The man claimed to be a psychic.
- Iranian torturers do not understand that “The Daily Show” is comedy.
