The Chavez Diet

Taking a break from his usual rants against Yankee imperialism or his own bellicose threats to neighboring Columbia, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has stepped forward with his own diet advice.

Chavez claims to have lost 20 lbs. from following his diet and wants Venezuelans to listen up and reduce their own excess weight.

Chavez urged Venezuelans to exercise more. “Sit ups” appear to be a Chavez favorite.

Chavez went onto urge his fellow citizens to eschew wheat pastas for rice pastas. He also urged a diet of soy milk, since in his view it fights again.

If you do not think Chavez is svelte enough yet, then he does not either. Chavez said that he still needs to lose a few pounds.

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