Mayor David Bentkowski of Seven Hills, Ohio wrote a book to relay the interesting stories of the celebrities that pass through his town.

As interesting as that may be, the real story is a chapter that he dedicates to his genitals, including measurements. Bentkowski said that he included the chapter because of cyber stalkers who have taunted him about his sexuality and size. Exactly what putting that in a book will do leaves me a bit puzzled, but I bet it sells books, and that is what Bentkowski wants.