- The G-7 nations have cancelled all debt owed to them by Haiti.
- Target has pulled a mini-globe off the shelves after complaints that it replaced the state of Israel with Palestine. Target initially claimed that there was not enough space for the word “Israel,” but there was for “Palestine?”…and the world is flat too.
- South African President Jacob Zuma apologized for fathering a child out of wedlock.
- Sarah Palin needs cheat notes to do interviews.
- I don’t know what anyone can say to me to make me sexually be with a man,” Harold Ford, Jr., expressing his doubt that a homosexual can be converted to heterosexuality.
- Cleveland is taking down its red light cameras because the company operating them was not making money.
- Hawaii may ban foie gras.
- Singapore is ending its 40-year ban on gambling.
- At one time, Adolph Hitler took 28 medicines per day, including testosterone mixed with semen from bulls.
- “The census is sexy” urges a Florida Commissioner.
- Vladimir Putin’s mistress and mother of his alleged “love child” have vanished.
- Nadine Dorries promised to live on
