Jester’s Court — June 9, 2010

  • Jack Donnell, a candidate to head Britain’s Labour Party, said that if he could go back in time he would assassinate Margaret Thatcher.
  • A new photo of Kim Jong-Un, who is destined to be the next leader of North Korea has been uncovered.
  • Turkey has banned Google.
  • It appears that Sarah Palin may have had a boob job.
  • Arizona state Treasurer Dean Martin, a Republican candidate for governor, wants to establish tent cities to house the illegal aliens that are going to be rounded up.
  • A YouTube video attributed to an Iranian nuclear scientist who disappeared a year ago from Iran said that he was tortured and is living in the United States. Then hours later a new video emerged saying that he was happily living in the United States.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger had a little trouble voting Tuesday when the voting machine spit back his ballot because he voted for two Senate candidates.
  • A sheriff in suburban New Orleans is concerned that illegal immigrants are taking oil spill cleanup jobs.
  • Rielle Hunter wants all the profits from Andrew Young’s tell all book on John Edwards.
  • Gay Israelis were banned from a gay pride parade in Madrid because of the Gaza flotilla incident.
  • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad referred to the new UN sanctions against Iran as a “used handkerchief that should be dumped in a garbage can.”
  • Texas Governor Rick Perry said that his opponent Bill White should withdraw from the race because he profited from Hurricane Katrina.

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