No one likes the new TSA procedures that have security officials patting Americans down in embarrassing and sensitive ways.

Eugene Delgaudio does not like it either, but he has an explanation for it. It is part of the “homosexual agenda.”

Delgaudio sits on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors in Virginia. He is also president of the Public Advocate of the United States, a conservative organization that claims 100,000 members.

“It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,” Delgaudio wrote.

Folks, how could we have missed something so obvious?

Clearly, gays have infiltrated the TSA so they can get pleasure from groping American men and boys. It is diabolical and so well planned. Maybe if someone can get word to Osama bin Laden that his terrorist plans are allowing gays to takeover the world under the guise of the war on terrorism, then he will drop his terrorist plans.

If anyone believes any of that, then they are more delusional than Delgaudio.

This is not a single slipup from Delgaudio about gays. In an email right after the election, Delgaudio warned that the lame-duck Congress was preparing to pass “the Homosexual Classrooms Act will create pro-homosexual indoctrination classes designed to eradicate traditional values in the next generation of American students.”

I think Delgaudio is referring to HR 4530, the Student Non-Discrimination Act. The bill protects lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender students from discrimination. Although there are some legitimate concerns that it might limit the free speech of those who express opposition to homosexuality, the idea that it is going to lead to “indoctrination classes” to “eradicate traditional values” is hyperbole to the extreme.

Delgaudio also warned in the same email of a dangerous “social experiment” by allowing gays to serve openly in the military, even though dozens of countries are already doing it. He believes that the pro-gay lame-duck Congress intends to “the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell forcing our soldiers to share foxholes, bunks and even showers with open homosexuals.  The U.S. military, once representative of the best in America will degrade into a social experiment of homosexual activism.”

Delgaudio also wrote this in 1998: “You’ll see men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to ‘pick out’ a little boy for themselves.”

Earlier this year, Delgaudio was heavily criticized by his fellow supervisors when he voted against a county anti-discrimination law for gays, lesbians and transgenders. Delgaudio called the transgendered “freaky” and “bizarre.” He was especially criticized for referring to the transgendered as “it.”

Delgudio said that “if a man dressed as a woman wants a job, you have to treat ‘it’ the same as a normal person.”

He later apologized, sort of, “to real-life Tootsies” and “to all their defenders.”

Clearly, Delgaudio has an anti-gay agenda that he is pushing. Yet as with most extremists the facts are not enough to persuade. He needs distortions and innuendos.

His TSA statement is one of the craziest things said in a crazy political year. Undoubtedly, there are some gays in the TSA engaging in the pat downs. Random chance presumes that. Nevertheless, if Delgaudio had a spot of evidence to show that the pat downs are purely a gay ploy to pleasure themselves in the name of national security, then it would be worth ignoring his long history of anti-gay comments.

However, Delgaudio has nothing to support that. All he has is crazy rants. Hopefully, his work requires him to take multiple airplane flights soon.