Bin Laden’s Porn Stash is Nothing to be Surprised About

Burqa Girls Gone Wild?

So Osama bin Laden had a secret stash of porn. To be fair, it could have belonged to his two sons, who probably did not have much of a social life in that compound. On the other hand, bin Laden had three wives, but he might have become bored with them after six years of staring at the same walls. There is already evidence that he might have been a pot smoker.

Whoever the porn belonged to, its presence runs counter to the hardline Islamic views of bin Laden. No one should be surprised. Religious extremists, whether Muslim or Christian, are quick to condemn others as immoral but are often caught with their pants down, literally.

The 9/11 hijackers went to Las Vegas before crashing the jetliners and getting a ticket to their heaven with 72 virgins. In Vegas, the hijackers spent some quality time with hookers. It is an all too common scenario for those who claim a special closeness to God.

However, bin Laden’s followers will never believe that porn was found. They will think it was a story from the U.S. to discredit bin Laden. If it is, it is a good one.

Although the al-Qaeda membership may reject that their fallen leader was a porn lover, a lot of them are probably trying to cover up their own porn stashes. The only thing better than porn in bin Laden’s stash is if it was gay porn. There is probably some of that going around in al-Qaeda too.

In a strange twist, al-Qaeda has been associated with porn in a number of its activities. Back in 2009, it tried to overload Indian websites with pornographic images. Around the same time, they used pedophile websites to plan attacks on Britain. There may be something more than coincidence going on here. Of course, bin Laden could always claim his porn was merely research material for future al-Qaeda attacks.

Of course, al-Qaeda porn may not be anything like what we see in the West. If a woman has to be covered from head to toe because a flash of flesh will send an al-Qaeda Muslim into an uncontrollable ejaculation, porn may be as simple as a bare ankle or an elbow for these repressed fools.

Perhaps next week we will be treated to news of bin Laden’s sex toys, his bags of pork rinds and the contents of his liquor cabinet.

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2 Responses to Bin Laden’s Porn Stash is Nothing to be Surprised About

  1. Doodie says:

    Bin Laden Declares Jihandy!

    Is it really a surprise that porn was found on Bin Laden’s hard drives? He was stuck in that compound for a long long time……. And, What would be real news is a harddrive out there in the world that DOESN’T contain porn.
    http://digg.com/story/r/bin_laden_declares_jihandy

  2. Rambo says:

    This is created story of USA and we all are expected this well in advance.

    we should not get surprise even if we get news from USA that Laden was shooting porn films as well….

    Or some porn toys found from Laden compond…

    USA or CIA should not foolaround people be logical and ethical

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