Donald Trump Reveals His Hair Secrets

Author: Michele Sandberg (CC)

With Donald Trump falling from 26% in the polls to 8% in a matter of weeks, I doubt that he will announce his candidacy for president. He will linger on for as long as he can get publicity. We may as well enjoy him while we can.

Trump has finally revealed what everyone wants to know about him. No, not his real estate successes, but his hair.

Warning: Please don’t try this at home. Your hair may turn out like the Donald’s.

“OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don’t dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things,” he said. “I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb … Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.”

“I actually don’t have a bad hairline,” Trump said. “When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”

I want to know who gives him credit for comb-overs, except for severely balding men.

If you ever have a chance to look at a close-up of his hair, it has a thatched, layered look. Very weird.

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