Jester’s Court — February 22, 2012

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The Dutch are really ticked off that Rick Santorum has claimed that they are killing old people like there is no tomorrow.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez told his nation that he will undergo a third operation to remove a possibly malignant lesion in his pelvis

Virginia is expected to enact a law that will allow adoption agencies to refuse adoptions to couples based on moral beliefs. In other words, it is an anti-gay adoption law.

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that Barack Obama should thank him for investigating if his birth certificate is real.

Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell is having second thoughts about signing into law the ultrasound probe of pregnant women wishing to have an abortion.

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul opposes criminalizing synthetic drugs because young people will convert to Islam in prison.

Sarah Palin said that a brokered Republican presidential convention “would perhaps be very good.”

Last month, one-fourth of all contributions for Super PACs came from five people.

A new poll shows Democrats more enthusiastic about this election than Republicans.

Heavy metal bands are backing Rick Santorum.

14 major Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu and Sikh organizations have asked the presidential candidates not to mix religion with politics.

Former Louisiana Governor and Congressman Buddy Roemer is dropping out of the GOP presidential race, but announcing that he is a candidate for the nomination of Americans Elect.

Here’s a new one. Some people think a large reptilian has been planted into the back of Obama’s head.

Former Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson: “I know Santorum, I served with him. He is rigid and a homophobic. He believes that gays and lesbians, he mentioned in an interview in 2003, about bestiality, and gays and lesbians. I think that’s disgusting.”

Ohio House Speaker William G. Batchelder said he will not apologize for a joke made at a recent GOP event suggesting President Barack Obama should be jailed.

Obama sings the blues.

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