“Borat” Anthem for Kazakhstan Mistakenly Played for Kazak Athelete

Whoever was in charge of organizing the national anthems for the 10th Arab Shooting Championship in Kuwait must be looking for a new job. In what can only be described as a highly embarrassing error, the fictional anthem for Kazakhstan presented in the movie “Borat” was played while Mariya Dmitriyenko stood at the awards ceremony as the gold winner of her event.

Dmitriyenko had an uneasy look on her face as she certainly knew that was not her country’s anthem. Her knowledge of English is unknown so it is uncertain if she understood the profane lyrics of the song. Either way, she took it with dignity and smiled at the end.

As might be expected, the Republic of Kazakhstan sports ministry sent a letter of protest to Kuwait’s organizers of the event. Fortunately, the medal ceremony was replayed with the correct anthem so that Dmitriyenko could enjoy her moment properly.

The lyrics for the “Borat” anthem:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

 

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.

Its length thirty meter and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

 

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

 

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.

Kazakhstans prostitutes cleanest in the region.

Except of course Turkmenistans

 

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.

From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

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