Jester’s Court — March 5, 2012

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Egypt’s Islamist Salafist al- Nour party has dismissed one of its parliament members for getting a rhinoplasty surgery he claimed was meant to cover up an operation on his nose.

Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko: It is “better to be a dictator than gay.”

Iceland is considering adopting the Canadian dollar as its currency over the Euro and U.S. dollar.

Vladimir Putin said he would investigate the accusations of voter fraud that gave him over 60% of the vote in Russian elections.

Rick Santorum chose Oklahoma as his home state for Super Tuesday since Pennsylvania is not voting and Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich have voting in their home states taking place.

Bender Bending Rodriguez of the animated television series Futurama was elected to the Washington, D.C., school board after a bit of hacking.

“The Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011″ makes it illegal to protest in the vicinity of anyone who rates a Secret Service detail.

John McCain thinks that it is time for another war and urged bombing Syria.

Barbara Bush on this year’s GOP presidential race: “I think it’s been the worst campaign I’ve ever seen in my life.”

Larry Flynt is offering one million dollars for information related to “infidelity, sexual impropriety” on the part of any government official.

Barack Obama had a transgender Indonesian nanny when he was eight.

Richard Nixon visited a psychiatrist for stress and anxiety while a vice-presidential candidate in 1952. The psychiatrist became an informal adviser during the 1960 presidential election.

Stalin’s flying tank.

 

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