April 30, 2012

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Dull, Scotland, and Boring, Oregon, are pairing up into a partnership.

Authorities suspect that Los Angeles Coroner Michael Cormier may have been poisoned. Cormier died last week. Conspiracists suspect that Barack Obama was responsible because Cormier’s office conducted the autopsy for conservative commentator Andrew Breitbart.

As global warming opens the Arctic Ocean to commercial and industrial traffic, the U.S. Navy is pushing to catch up with Russia, Canada and even Denmark in its Arctic ability.

British troops taking part in NATO war games are having to carry out pretend attacks and simulate helicopter assaults in lorries after senior generals were forced to slash their budget.

German officials discovered al Qaeda documents encoded on a porn video that included plots to attack Europe.

Illinois Rep. Joe Walsh credits the election of Barack Obama to the fact that he is black.

What Newt Gingrich lost in his race for the presidency.

In Iraq, $4 billion was handed out by the U.S. military to pay for reconstruction, blood money for innocents killed in the war and buying off ex-rebels. Unfortunately, a lot of the money also ended in the hands of insurgents.

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