It seems the trick to stopping lesbianism has been discovered, at least in regards to black women. According to Florida Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll, all that is needed is a little makeover for black lesbians, and they will become attracted to men again. The problem, it appears, is that only ugly black women are lesbians, not the cute ones like her.
This is the twenty-first century, isn’t it?
Carroll doesn’t come right out and say that she is too hot and beautiful to be a lesbian, but that is exactly what is to be inferred from her words.
“Black women that look like me don’t engage in relationships like that,” Carroll said.
A former aide of Carroll’s is charging that she stumbled on Carroll and another staffer in a compromising position. Carroll denies it. Carroll emphasized that she has been married for 29 years, and her accuser is single.
There! That proves it. A married person would never engage in a homosexual relationship, right? Those are only for the ugly, black single women.
Shakespeare had a line for reactions like Carroll’s: “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”