Jester’s Court — August 13, 2012

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Republicans Mitt Romney and Florida Gov. Rick Scott are not in harmony on Florida’s unemployment rate. Romney calls the 8.6% Obama’s fault. On the other hand, Scott takes credit for 8.6% being the lowest since December 2008.

A candidate in an Alabama mayoral race was reportedly featured in an episode from the Jerry Springer Show titled “Foolish Lovers.”

Under Paul Ryan’s tax plan, Mitt Romney would pay a tax rate of 0.82% rather than the 13.9% he did in 2010.

Former Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who changed his registration from a Republican to an independent in the 2010 senate race, may become a Democrat so as to run in 2014 for governor.

Florida newspapers are running stories about Paul Ryan’s unfriendly-to-seniors budget proposals.

Mitt Romney appears to have picked Paul Ryan as his running mate over the objections of top political advisors.

Michelle Obama has poisoned the nation’s food supply and potentially given listeria to America’s children.

A Florida politician accused of embezzling thousands of dollars from his church turned himself in to deputies.

Paul Ryan: “My veins run with cheese, bratwurst, and a little Spotted Cow and some Millers.”

Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher: “For years, I’ve said put a damned fence on the border going to Mexico and start shooting.”

Barack Obama to the Mars Curiosity Rover team: “If in fact you do make contact with Martians, please tell me know right away.”

South Korea cracks down on critical speech coming from the internet.

Paul Ryan’s wife, Janna, is known for her thrifty lifestyle.

A New York Assemblywoman’s “secret” Facebook page and her staffer boyfriend.

While Mitt Romney introduced Paul Ryan as the next president, Barack Obama made the same mistake in 2008 when introducing Joe Biden.

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