House Speaker John Boehner on the Midwest drought: “The president continues to blame anyone and everyone for the drought but himself.”

Barack Obama slammed Mitt Romney’s sarcastic dismissal of wind energy from March, when he said, “[Y]ou can’t drive a car with a windmill on it. I don’t know if he’s actually tried that. I know he’s had other things on his car.”

A Texas lawmaker comes out as a “pansexual.”

Barack Obama the wizard.

19 wacky presidential candidates.

Barack Obama’s visit shuts down a beer vendor’s tent at the Iowa State Fair, costing hims $25,000 in lost business.

A California legislator quits because of “increasing parenting challenges,” but takes a lobbying job in Washington within hours of his resignation.

China explained why it lost the Olympic medal count to the U.S.: Americans have bigger chests and heads.

Someone is messing with Mitt Romney’s Twitter account.

The Romney campaign is willing to discuss its proposals on taxes “in the light of day,” vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan said — just not until after the election.

Paul Ryan is distancing himself from Ayn Rand.

Illinois Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.’s illness has been identified as bipolar depression.

India has been accused of destroying Pakistan’s agriculture by building dams on rivers flowing into Pakistan.

A prominent Hungarian neo-Nazi has his political career destroyed when it is discovered that he is Jewish.

After weeks with his fate uncertain, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is about to be formally granted asylum in Ecuador.

A new nationwide analysis of more than 2,000 cases of alleged election fraud shows that in-person voter impersonation on Election Day was virtually nonexistent.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Florida Gov. Rick Scott compete in a fishing contest over who caught the largest and most fish.

The Treasury Department says in a new report the government expects to lose more than $25 billion on the $85 billion auto bailout.

Joe Biden goes overboard, telling an African-American audience that Republicans want to put them back into “chains.”

Reykjavík Mayor Jón Gnarr dressed as a member of the Russian girl punk band Pussy Riot, who are currently on trial in Moscow for public protest, in this year’s Gay Pride parade.

The Mayor of Phoenix has his nose broken while playing basketball with players from the WNBA.

Michelle Obama chides Olympic medalist Gabby Douglas for eating an Egg McMuffin after winning her gold medals.