Jester’s Court — September 26, 2012

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Minnesota’s Lt. Governor shows support for the troops by skydiving.

Things are going so bad in the NFL that Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is now backing unions.

The American College of Emergency Physicians responds to Mitt Romney.

Don’t expect to see Michelle Obama run for office.

Is Georgia becoming a battleground state?

Pro-gay marriage ads are missing one thing: Gay people.

Barack Obama is defeating Mitt Romney in Halloween mask sales.

A socialist party candidate for president is not worried about his ineligibility.

Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin is receiving increasing Republican support.

Bill Clinton suggests that he could be president of Ireland or France.

In Virginia, the Mecklenburg County Republican Committee’s Facebook page continues to have photos of Barack Obama as a witch doctor, despite the state Republican Party’s order that it be taken down.

There is a one in a 62.5 quintillion chance that Obama’s birth certificate is real.

Is Mitt Romney a secret organic food eater?

The most religious president? Jimmy Carter.

Iran issues a travel advisory for Canada, which Canada takes offense to.

Japanese and Taiwanese ships are fighting each other with water cannons off the coast of several disputed islands.

Guatemalan President Otto Perez Molina told the UN that drugs need to be legalized.

A mayor from southern Sweden has been slammed for paying an artist nearly $100,000 in public funds to paint a depiction of the mayor dressed as a Roman legionary for a mural.

A Congressman has been left incensed after miscreants installed Linux on computers at his campaign office.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad criticized campaign spending. He prefers rigging the election and beating the protesters.

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