Jester’s Court — October 4, 2012

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A body language expert declares that during the debate Obama was “measured” and Romney “aggressive.”

Voters might not see or hear from Illinois Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. before the Nov. 6 election.

In the debate, Mitt Romney spoke four minutes less than Barack Obama but got in 541 more words.

Lichtman’s 13 keys still project an Obama victory.

AARP to Obama: Don’t use our name again.

Gallup’s daily tracking poll had a sudden spike to 54% for Obama’s job approval.

Obama takes out bin Laden; Romney takes out Big Bird.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released a statement that attributed a quote to Mitt Romney, even though he said the exact opposite.

Al Gore suggested that Barack Obama had altitude sickness to blame for his poor performance at the Denver debate.

Former Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo was rearrested on plunder charges in connection with the alleged misuse of funds from the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office.

Cuba said its forest cover had increased to 27.3 percent from 13.4 percent in 1959.

NATO is backing Turkey in the growing border violence with Syria, but the military alliance is also seeking “de-escalation.”

Al-Qaeda has been blamed for a recent series of forest fires across Europe, as the head of Russia’s Federal Security Service claimed they were set by arsonists as part of the group’s low-cost attack strategy referred to as “forest jihad.”

Brazil will soon track all vehicles via radio frequency chip.

Iran may be going the way of Zimbabwe’s hyperinflation.

Los Angeles City Councilman Richard Alarcon and his wife, suspected of lying about where they lived, face 23 felony counts of perjury and voter fraud.

A Maine woman is a candidate for the state senate in reality and a “level 68 orc rogue girl” in World of Warcraft.

A Pennsylvania lawmaker refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance because it is a “prayer.”

The mayor Lewistown, Maine, wants Somali immigrants to “accept our culture and leave your culture at the door.”

Barack Obama debated a guy who claimed to be Mitt Romney.

A Taiwanese interpretation of the debate.

The debate songified.

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