Jester’s Court — October 8, 2012

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The Obama campaign explained away the President’s poor debate performance as not having practiced well enough because of presidential obligations. Of course, he had time to visit Hoover Dam the day before the debate.

A Colorado House candidate says attack ads accusing him of being arrested for selling illegal cocaine paraphernalia are so “filthy” and “untrue” he has hired an attorney.

Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to speaking favorably of Adolf Hitler.

A Brazil city council candidate has been arrested after she was caught allegedly handing out cocaine with her election leaflets.

Canada blames the U.S. for the War of 1812.

Anti-corruption bodies of the Chinese Communist Party have punished more than 660,000 officials guilty of disciplinary violations in the past five years.

John McCain thinks that Barack Obama made a mistake picking Joe Biden for vice-president, not that McCain had ever made a questionable veep pick.

Newt Gingrich admitted that Mitt Romney had “changed” positions during last week’s debate when he claimed that he had not proposed a $5 trillion tax cut.

Former South Dakota Republican Senator Larry Presser endorsed Barack Obama because Mitt Romney would be “an unfit commander-in-chief.”

House Speaker John Boehner is not optimistic about a budget deal between the election and January.

Mitt Romney debates himself.

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