Jester’s Court — December 17, 2012

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The Westboro Baptist will protest at Newtown, Connecticut, because the shooting was God’s retribution for gays or something.

Maryland State Delegate Emmett C. Burns, Jr. said God “permitted” the Connecticut school shooting because of the country’s increasing sin.

Three members of the Arizona Electoral College publicly questioned Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

Syria’s Vice-President hints that it’s time to throw President Bashar al-Assad under the bus.

In Calgary, each city council member will donate $1 to the food bank for every minute of debate or discussion during the last council meeting of the year.

Chinese authorities have detained 93 people accused of spreading doomsday rumors.

Joe Biden inadvertently created private emails.

South Carolina Rep. Tim Scott will be the first black Republican in the Senate since 1978. He will assume the Senate seat once held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

North Korea unveiled the embalmed body of Kim Jong Il, still in his trademark khaki jumpsuit, on the anniversary of his death.

West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin, who has an “A” rating with the NRA, says it’s time to consider banning assault weapons.

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio backtracks on his comments about the age of the earth. He says he wasn’t talking about the scientific debate which is fact, but the theological debate.

Aloha Sen. Daniel Inouye.

In a secret government agreement granted without approval or debate from lawmakers, the U.S. attorney general recently gave the National Counterterrorism Center sweeping new powers to store dossiers on U.S. citizens, even if they are not suspected of a crime.

The Republican Party wants to change the way the Electoral College works – in states that vote Democratic.

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, 76, announces his engagement to a 27-year-old woman. Gosh, those true love stories are heartwarming.

One of the best reasons to fear the rise of China. Thousands of Chinese fail to comprehend that Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard did a spoof speech on the Mayan end-of-the-world prediction.

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