Some Australian students will now have the option of taking religious classes that teach there is no God.
The Humanist Society of Victoria has developed curriculum that state authorities say they will soon approve. Accredited volunteers will be able to teach that there is no evidence God exists in the time allocated for religious instruction.
Parents will [...]
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Australians Urged To Eat Camel
Posted in December 10th, 2008
Camel meat is being served to top Australian officials at a barbeque in Canberra as an environmental group advocates culling the Australian herd.
With one million feral camels, Desert Knowledge Cooperative Research Centre reports that camels are destroying the natural habitat and interfering with the aborigines.
The centre is presenting its three-year study to federal, state and [...]
Councilmen Tell Mayor She Looks Like A “Dumb Blonde”
Posted in December 9th, 2008
An Australian mayor says some of the city council members want her to dye her hair from blonde to brunette so the council will be taken seriously. They said her blonde locks give the impression of a “dumb blonde.”
Pam Parker the mayor of Logan City in Queensland called the male council members “dinosaurs.”
None of the [...]
Australian Health Agency Discovers It’s Subsidizing Brothels
Posted in November 18th, 2008
by Glenn Church in Australia
The Australian government routinely gives health rebates for therapeutic massages and other health services.
However, brothels know a good thing when they see it. When investigators found a disreputable massage parlor offering “young attractive masseuse with a health fund rebate,” they decided to look into it.
The investigators discovered a problem more widespread than they anticipated.
About 80 [...]
Australian Sex Party Seeks Changes In Internet Laws
Posted in November 17th, 2008
A new entrant is emerging in Australian politics. The Australian Sex Party is set to be launched this week in Melbourne.
Organizers say they decided to form the party after repressive laws came into effect regarding the internet. Internet providers are required to filter out material deemed inappropriate for children. This effectively turns the Australian internet [...]
Australian Planner Trades Sex For Development Approvals
Posted in October 8th, 2008
by Glenn Church in Australia
In Wollongong, Australia, a town planner, Beth Morgan, is facing charges for trading sex for development approvals. Morgan is not the only official charged with corruption. A total of 11 people, including a former council officer, are facing corruption charges. However, Morgan is the only one to use sex in the corruption scandal.
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Australian Minister Denies Performing Strip Show
Posted in September 20th, 2008
Another Australian minister has denied stripping while intoxicated. Climate Change Minister Andrew McNamara has denied taking his shirt off in a restaurant at last year’s Christmas Party and twirling it above his head in traditional stripper fashion.
McNamara claimed he took his shirt off after he spilled wine on it, rinsed it and put a clean [...]
Australian State Government To Promote The Positive Side Of Prostitution
Posted in September 19th, 2008
by Glenn Church in Australia
The state government of Queensland, Australia is allocating $400,000 to promote the virtues of prostitution. The Prostitution Licensing Authority, Queensland’s sex industry regulator wants to portray a more balanced view of prostitution. The government wants to help sex workers overcome the stigma attached to prostitution.
The program will also offer free or discounted safe-sex products and [...]
Australian Politician’s Foolish Dancing
Posted in September 15th, 2008
This week’s “Fool of the Week” is Matt Brown. The Police Minister for New South Wales in Australia was forced to resign after repeatedly lying about dirty dancing on his office sofa while in his underwear.
Brown was Police Minister for only a few days when the allegations finally toppled him. He had been Tourism Minister [...]
Police Minister Resigns After Dirty Dancing
Posted in September 11th, 2008
Matt Brown, the Police Minister for New South Wales in Australia, was forced to resign after repeatedly lying about dirty dancing while in his underwear.
Brown, who was the Tourism Minister at the time, stripped to his undies and danced on his office sofa three months ago during a party. During the same evening, Brown reportedly [...]
