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Category Archives: Australia
Australian Judge Rules Racial Slurs Not “Offensive To A Reasonable Person”
Queensland magistrate Michael O’Driscoll is a reason that judges are given a bad name. This man lacks common sense or a basic lack of understanding about other people. O’Driscoll was presented with the case of a Queensland resident who slurred … Continue reading
Posted in Anna Bligh, Australia, Michael O'Driscoll
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Australia’s Parliament Gift Shop Commemorates Obama Visit That Never Happened With Misspelling
President Barack Obama has twice canceled visits to Indonesia and Australia this year. The first came in March when the President canceled his visit because of debate over his health care reform package. The second cancellation occurred recently when Obama … Continue reading
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Australian Sports Minister Selected “Sexiest Politican”
Kate Ellis, the federal Sports Minister for Australia, was selected as Australia’s sexist politician. This follows her 2008 selection by Australian MP’s as the sexist MP. It is nice to know that the Australian Parliament keeps itself busy on important … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Kate Ellis
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Google Refuses To Bow To Australian Censors
Google, often strongly criticized for buckling to Chinese censors, is reemerging as a voice of a free and unhindered internet. Recently, Google has threatened to pull out of China because of continuing pressure to censor its content. Either because of … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Stephen Conroy
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Australian Prime Minister’s Website Hacked; Becomes “Operation Titstorm”
Australia has some of the strongest internet censorship laws in the so called “free world.” In pursuit of limiting its youth from being influenced by pornography and violence, the government created a Cyber Security Operations Centre that has diligently pursued … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Kevin Rudd
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Australia Bans Small Breasts
Australian internet laws, already some of the world’s strictest, are becoming even more defined. Australia has a Classification Board that regulates what can go on the internet, films and books, and who can see it. The Classification Board is now refusing … Continue reading
Bad Laws In Australia Explained; Satan Is Doing It
No one has pointed out where the devil is sitting, but a former candidate for the Australian Family First Party believes that Satan is influencing that nation’s parliament. It is not only happening in the parliament either. “We believe there is a … Continue reading
Australian Authorities Attempt To Curb Race Event Violence By Limiting Spectators To 24 Beers A Day
Spectators at Australia’s Bathurst 1000, considered by many to be that nation’s premiere auto racing event, will now face drinking restrictions for the three-day, 1000 kilometer race. In the past, violence fueled by drinking has marred the race. This year, … Continue reading
Posted in Australia
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“Physical Policy”…Err, “Fiskal”…Uh, “Fiscal”…Australian Politician Tries To Prove He Is “No Dummy”
In 1992, former Vice President Dan Quayle had trouble spelling “potato.” At a spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, Quayle instructed a student to put an “e” at the end of the word. Quayle’s political career was never the same. … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Steve Fielding
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Australian Prime Minister Exposed As A Serial Killer…Of Camels
The Prime Minister of Australia is a serial killer. Kevin Rudd may look like the kind grandfatherly type, but deep down blood is on his hands and the victims are spread throughout Australia. The victims are…camels. Erin Burnett, anchor of … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Kevin Rudd, United States
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Australian Sex Workers Demand Equal Protection On International Whores Day Protest
Australian sex workers protested outside the parliament house in Sydney on Tuesday. The sex workers were members of the Scarlet Alliance and commemorated International Whores Day. I kid you not. There is an International Whores Day. It appears to have … Continue reading
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Australian Politician Makes Motion To Buy Another Politician A Vibrator So She Can “Screw Herself”
Police are investigating a Sydney city councillor for harassment after he made a motion to buy a vibrator so another government official can “screw herself.” Danny Lim made the motion last month, recommending that New South Wales Fair Trading Minister … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Danny Lim, Virginia Judge
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Australian Agency Threatens Internet Censorship And Fines
The agency responsible for censoring internet websites in Australia is threatening $11,000-a-day fines for violators. Australian Communications and Media Authority recently added part of Wikileaks to its list of banned sites after the organization listed sites that are banned in … Continue reading
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Australian Government Decides Identical Twins Not Related
Two sisters, identical twins, were separated after birth 50 years ago. One of them, Rosabelle Glasby, ended up in Australia. The other, Dorothy Loader, stayed in Malaysia. After two decades of searching, Glasby found Loader. Glasby also petitioned her sister … Continue reading
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