Google, often strongly criticized for buckling to Chinese censors, is reemerging as a voice of a free and unhindered internet.
Recently, Google has threatened to pull out of China because of continuing pressure to censor its content. Either because of fears that every country in the world may began to make specific demands or because Google [...]
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Google Refuses To Bow To Australian Censors
Posted in February 13th, 2010
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Australian Prime Minister’s Website Hacked; Becomes “Operation Titstorm”
Posted in February 10th, 2010
Australia has some of the strongest internet censorship laws in the so called “free world.” In pursuit of limiting its youth from being influenced by pornography and violence, the government created a Cyber Security Operations Centre that has diligently pursued internet content it deems inappropriate.
Those who advocate a more open cyberspace have struck back.
The international [...]
Australia Bans Small Breasts
Posted in January 28th, 2010
by Glenn Church in Australia
Australian internet laws, already some of the world’s strictest, are becoming even more defined.
Australia has a Classification Board that regulates what can go on the internet, films and books, and who can see it.
The Classification Board is now refusing to classify images of female ejaculations and small breasts.
In the eyes of the Classification Board, a female [...]
Bad Laws In Australia Explained; Satan Is Doing It
Posted in October 12th, 2009
by Glenn Church in Australia
No one has pointed out where the devil is sitting, but a former candidate for the Australian Family First Party believes that Satan is influencing that nation’s parliament.
It is not only happening in the parliament either.
“We believe there is a spiritual fight over the nation of Australia being fought in the heavens,” said Daniel Nalliah.
Nalliah said that [...]
Australian Authorities Attempt To Curb Race Event Violence By Limiting Spectators To 24 Beers A Day
Posted in October 10th, 2009
by Glenn Church in Australia
Spectators at Australia’s Bathurst 1000, considered by many to be that nation’s premiere auto racing event, will now face drinking restrictions for the three-day, 1000 kilometer race.
In the past, violence fueled by drinking has marred the race.
This year, spectators will be limited to 24 beers per day and four liter’s of wine.
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“Physical Policy”…Err, “Fiskal”…Uh, “Fiscal”…Australian Politician Tries To Prove He Is “No Dummy”
Posted in September 8th, 2009
In 1992, former Vice President Dan Quayle had trouble spelling “potato.” At a spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, Quayle instructed a student to put an “e” at the end of the word. Quayle’s political career was never the same.
An Australian politician is having similar problems, only he has trouble pronouncing and spelling.
Senator Steve Fielding [...]
Australian Prime Minister Exposed As A Serial Killer…Of Camels
Posted in August 5th, 2009
The Prime Minister of Australia is a serial killer. Kevin Rudd may look like the kind grandfatherly type, but deep down blood is on his hands and the victims are spread throughout Australia. The victims are…camels.
Erin Burnett, anchor of financial news on CNBC, and another analyst, Jim Cramer, accused Rudd of “camelcide.”
Australia has a problem [...]
Australian Sex Workers Demand Equal Protection On International Whores Day Protest
Posted in June 2nd, 2009
by Glenn Church in Australia
Australian sex workers protested outside the parliament house in Sydney on Tuesday. The sex workers were members of the Scarlet Alliance and commemorated International Whores Day.
I kid you not. There is an International Whores Day. It appears to have started June 2, 1975 when sex workers took over a church in Lyon, France to protest [...]
Australian Politician Makes Motion To Buy Another Politician A Vibrator So She Can “Screw Herself”
Posted in March 20th, 2009
Police are investigating a Sydney city councillor for harassment after he made a motion to buy a vibrator so another government official can “screw herself.”
Danny Lim made the motion last month, recommending that New South Wales Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge “to stop screwing with the people of Strathfield and screw her- self instead”.
Lim has [...]
Australian Agency Threatens Internet Censorship And Fines
Posted in March 17th, 2009
by Glenn Church in Australia
The agency responsible for censoring internet websites in Australia is threatening $11,000-a-day fines for violators.
Australian Communications and Media Authority recently added part of Wikileaks to its list of banned sites after the organization listed sites that are banned in Denmark. When a hyperlink to the Wikileak site was placed in a forum, the operator of [...]
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