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Category Archives: Florida
Florida Candidate Calls For Filling “Walled Camps” In The Center Of The Country With Illegal Immigrants
Marg Baker is a candidate for the Florida legislature. While illegal immigration is as much a problem for Florida as most states, Baker’s proposal to address the problem involves a lot more than she can do in the Florida legislature. … Continue reading
Posted in Florida, Marg Baker
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Mayor Voted Out Of Office (His Physical Office, Not The Political Position)
There is a spat going on between the four members of the DeBary city council and the mayor. Last December, Councilmember Norm Erickson sought to remove Mayor Bob Garcia from office for “directing” the staff. The city manager is supposed … Continue reading
Posted in Bob Garcia, Florida, Norm Erickson
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Incident In Miami-Dade Metrorail Shows Photography Of Public Buildings Becoming A Crime
In some countries, it is against the law to photograph public buildings. It appears that the United States is becoming one of those countries. In the name of combating terrorism, two men were prohibited from entering the Miami-Dade Metrorail because … Continue reading
Florida Candidate One Cent Short From Qualifying For Ballot
Former Florida County Commissioner Neil Combee filled out the paperwork and sent a check for $1,781.81 to the Division of Elections so that he could run as a candidate for a state House seat. When Combee noticed that he was … Continue reading
Posted in Florida, Neil Combee
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Florida School Board Candidate Gives Lessons On Sex and The Single Virgin Man
John Mark Coney is running for the Orange County School Board chairman position in Florida. At a candidate’s forum, Coney was given two minutes by the moderator to explain why he is running for this position and what his qualifications … Continue reading
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Florida Legislature Keeps Bestiality Legal
The Florida House of Representatives failed to pass a law outlawing sex with animals. The State Senate passed the bill earlier in the session, but the bill died in the House because most representatives did not want to deal with … Continue reading
Posted in Florida, Jim Waldman
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Filmmakers: Don’t Bring Your ‘Non-Traditional Values” to Florida
Hollywood isn’t too happy with Florida these days. That’s because the Florida legislature proposed a bonus tax credit to producers of TV shows and movies who film there, but only if the script doesn’t contain any of those nasty “non-traditional … Continue reading
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Miami Proposes Ban On Feeding The Homeless…Unless You’re Properly Trained
In Yellowstone, you are not supposed to feed the bears. In many cities, feeding squirrels is discouraged. Miami has a new twist. The Miami City Commission is considering a law to ban feeding the homeless unless one is properly trained. … Continue reading
Florida Governor Crist Accidentally Gives Out Phone Number For Sex Chat Line Instead Of Children’s Health Care
Florida Governor Charlie Crist’s staff has some egg on their faces. Recently, Crist made a recording for parents to call a state program that provides health care to children. However, the phone number was incorrect on Crist’s script. Instead of … Continue reading
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Give Me Liberty Or Give Me My Sidewalk
You would think that when you are 61-years-old or 76-years-old as these two guys are, getting into a fight in the St. Petersburg City Council Chambers would be out of the question. Both were arrested, but I’m surprised that the … Continue reading
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Mayor Defends Firing of City Manager Married to Porn Star
The mayor of Fort Myers, Florida, is now defending the town council’s decision to fire its city manager after officials learned his wife is a porn star. City manager Scott Janke was fired July 21 when news leaked that his wife, … Continue reading
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Florida City Requires Workers To Wear Underwear And Use Deodorant
If you are looking for a job in Florida, there are some new requirements in the municipality of Brooksville. City workers are required to use deodorant before coming to work. It does not appear there will be any spot checks, … Continue reading
Posted in Florida, Joe Bernadini
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Crist On Jesus License Plate: “If They Don’t Want One They Don’t Have To Buy One.”
If you live in Florida, you can now have Jesus crucified on your license plate. Florida Governor Charlie Crist has no problem with that because in his view it doesn’t violate the separation of church and state. It is merely a … Continue reading
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Florida’s Lt. Governor Racks Up Big Flying Expenses On State Planes
Investigative reporting by the Sun-Sentinel found that travel records for Florida’s Lt. Governor, Jeff Kottkamp, revealed $425,000 in taxpayer expenses for 365 flights on state airplanes during the last two years. That averages one plane trip for every two days. About two-thirds … Continue reading
Posted in Florida, Jeff Kottkamp
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