Category Archives: Nebraska

Iowa And Nebraska Governors Want Name Change For Swine Flu

Posted on May 1, 2009 by Glenn Church

Pig farmers aren’t happy about the swine flu. It is not just for the reasons you and I fear it. In these recessionary times, food is usually a stable commodity. Unfortunately, hog farmers are losing their bacon. The pork markets … Continue reading →

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Lawmaker Appeals Lawsuit Against God To Nebraska Supreme Court

Posted on November 7, 2008 by Glenn Church

Nebraska state Senator Ernie Chambers has announced he will appeal the dismissal of his lawsuit against God. A Nebraska judge threw out the first case stating that God had not been served properly. Chambers is appealing to the Nebraska Supreme … Continue reading →

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Nebraska Senator’s Suit Against God Tossed Out Of Court

Posted on October 16, 2008 by Glenn Church

State Senator Ernie Chambers lawsuit against God has been thrown out of court. The judge dismissed the suit because God was not properly served. Chambers was seeking a permanent injunction against God because he was responsible for “widespread death, destruction … Continue reading →

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Nebraska Is The New Battleground State

Posted on October 6, 2008 by Glenn Church

That Nebraska is a battleground state is either a sign of a brilliant political strategy by the Obama campaign or an indication that this campaign is about over for John McCain. Actually, only one Congressional District in Nebraska is a … Continue reading →

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Obama Seeking To Win One Electoral Vote In Nebraska

Posted on September 15, 2008 by Glenn Church

Barack Obama is seeking electoral votes one at a time. At least that is the case in Nebraska. Nebraska is one of only two states that allow their electoral votes to be split between candidates. Maine is the other state, … Continue reading →

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Nebraska Legislator Sues God

Posted on August 8, 2008 by Glenn Church

Ernie Chambers, a Nebraska state legislator, is suing God.  Chambers, an atheist, is seeking an injunction to prevent God from committing acts of violence, such as floods and tornadoes.  “If God is omnipresent,” Chambers said, “then he is here in Douglas … Continue reading →

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Nebraska Deems Sex Not Medically Necessary

Posted on June 19, 2008 by Glenn Church

Nebraska will soon stop paying for penile implant operations through the state Medicaid program. A spokesperson for the state explained, “Medicaid is meant to pay for the medical necessities of needy people and sex is not medically necessary.”

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