Category Archives: North Korea

North Korea Announces That It Is Gay On Facebook

It is official – North Korea is gay. North Korea recently opened a Twitter and Facebook account to present this little secret to the world. Little did we know that the Hermit Kingdom has been in the closet all these … Continue reading

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North Korea Embraces YouTube And Twitter As Propaganda Tools

Everyone’s favorite government to hate has now taken to the new media, specifically YouTube and Twitter. Bluntly, the best way to describe North Korea’s propaganda is that it sucks. They need some movie directors or at least a script to … Continue reading

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Kim Jong-Il “Fool Of The Week”

Kim Jong-il could be a fool every week, or every day, for that matter. No place is more horrible to live than North Korea, and it is supremely mismanaged by Kim and his cronies. When North Korea’s soccer team returned … Continue reading

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North Korean Soccer Team Punished For Following Kim Jong-Il’s Orders

Remember North Korea’s one-sided losses at the World Cup in June? North Korea played a respectable game in a 2-1 loss to Brazil, but failed badly against Portugal and the Ivory Coast in 7-0 and 3-0 losses, respectively. More points … Continue reading

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North Korea Wants To Pay Off Czech Debt With Aphrodisiac

The decrepit state of North Korea owes some of its old communist allies debts from the days when there were still other communist nations. Specifically, the North Koreans still owe $10 million to the Czech Republic, who hold the IOU’s … Continue reading

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North Korea Provides Complete Medical Care…Without Anesthesia

It is hard to imagine that North Korea can get any worse. However, an Amnesty International report on that country spells out that there is always a deeper level to fall in hell. This last of the communist countries  (maybe … Continue reading

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Kim Jong-Il Responsible For North Korean World Cup Debacle

At the World Cup, the number one ranked Brazilian soccer team barely beat the lowly North Koreans 2-1. The tight defense of the North Koreans impressed many in the sports world. It was a defeat that many viewed as a … Continue reading

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North Korea Demands $65 Trillion In Compensation From U.S.

Kim Jong-il has added up the bill for 65 years of damage by the United States on North Korea. Kim’s tab goes back to 1945 when the Korean Peninsula was divided. The total that Kim believes the U.S. owes his … Continue reading

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North Korea Reports On Its World Cup Loss To Brazil

In society that never admits something is wrong unless it is blamed on American imperialists, North Korea reported to its people the result of the 2-1 loss to Brazil in the World Cup. To the credit of the North Korean … Continue reading

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North Korea Turns To Private Markets To Save Communism, Again

The food shortage in North Korea must be getting worse. The North Korean government has eliminated most restrictions on the private markets that provide a majority of that nation’s food. This is significant because just a few months ago the markets … Continue reading

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North Korea At The World Cup — Hires Actors For Fans But Can’t Afford A Gym

It seems that everything North Korea does is bizarre, even when it comes to the World Cup. The North Korean team, ranked 105 in the world, played Brazil, ranked number one. Surprisingly, the North Koreans actually scored and only lost … Continue reading

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North Korea Discovers Super Drink — Reduces Wrinkles, Increases Brain Cells, Makes Skin Fairer

North Korea may not have enough food for its citizens to eat, but it has discovered an elixir from 60 microelements derived from 30 different types of plants. The drink will eliminate wrinkles, multiply brain cells and make one’s skin … Continue reading

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North Korea Claims It Has Discovered Secret Of Nuclear Fusion…Nobody Believes Them

It is not April 1, so there must be another reason for the North Korean claim that they have mastered nuclear fusion. Oh, yes, it is Kim Jong-Il’s birthday. North Korea has a habit of making grand announcements on Kim’s … Continue reading

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North Korea Develops The Longest Running Comedy Show In History…Without The Jokes

North Korea has captured a television milestone with the longest running comedy show in history continuing to play on state run television. “It’s So Funny” is supposed to raise the morale of soldiers with good humor while extolling the virtues of Kim … Continue reading

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North Korea Claims Kim Jong-Il Newest Hit In The Fashion World

See the nice suit that North Korean President Kim Jong-il is wearing as he strides alongside Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin? If you want to be stylish, then you had better pick one up at Macy’s or Bloomingdale’s or maybe … Continue reading

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