Category Archives: Russia
Russian Soldiers March to SpongeBob SquarePants (Really!)
It took a bit of research to make sure this wasn’t dubbed, but it is legitimate. The theme to SpongeBob SquarePants is sung with gusto by the Russian military everywhere. It does have a nice marching beat, but it would … Continue reading
Russian Military Upgrades: Soldiers Get Socks
Since the time of Peter the Great, Russian soldiers have used footwraps or foot bindings instead of socks. This wasn’t an unusual item of soldier clothing as many militaries in the world used them at one time or another. American … Continue reading
Putin’s Deputy Prime Minister Calls Madonna a “Moralizing Slut”
Madonna has brought herself onto the wrong side of Vladimir Putin. Madonna held a concert in Moscow where she expressed her support for the female punk band Pussy Riot. Three members of Pussy Riot are on trial for performing a … Continue reading
Vladimir Putin has a Watch Collection Valued at $700K on a $115K Salary
Vladimir Putin has had a career as a KGB agent, political advisor, deputy prime minister, president, prime minister and back to president again. As President, he makes about $115,000 a year. None of these jobs would be considered particularly high … Continue reading
Voter Fraud Rampant in Putin’s Election
No one really thought that Vladimir Putin would lose the election for his return to the Russian presidency. However, it looks like the inevitable fraud is more widespread than believed. Cash was offered to Russians for them to vote multiple … Continue reading
Russian Mayor Bans Toy Protest Because Toys Aren’t Citizens
Last month, protests in Siberia took an unusual turn when advocates of clean elections took to protesting — with toys. Earlier 2,000 residents of the city of Barnaul attempted to protest the corrupt Russian system. Twenty were arrested by police … Continue reading
Putin Tells Russians to have More Sex
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is worried that Russia, with 142 million people, may see its population collapse to 100 million by 2050. As the largest geographic country in the world, Putin said that Russia was in danger of turning … Continue reading
Putin Wins China’s Peace Prize for Keeping the Peace in Libya
If Muammar Gaddafi was still around, he might have a few questions about why Vladimir Putin was awarded this year’s Confucius Peace Prize. China’s version of the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Putin because of his successes in achieving … Continue reading




