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Category Archives: Hugo Chavez
Chavez and Uribe Shout Insults At “Unity Summit”
Most summits between nations tend to be boring discussions with long-winded policy talks. When Venezuela’s mercurial Hugo Chavez is around, the boring tends to fade out. This is exactly what happened in a summit between Latin American and Caribbean countries. … Continue reading
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Chavez Proclaims: “I Am The People”
Like or dislike Hugo Chavez, it looks like it is time for him to go. When the leader of a country sees himself as irreplaceable or more than just the leader of a nation, it is time for the boot. … Continue reading
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Chavez: U.S. To Blame For Haitian Earthquake
Of course, the U.S. Navy set off a tectonic weapon to cause the Haitian earthquake. It is all a test, though. The real goal is to use it to take over Iran. More ravings from Hugo Chavez.
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Chavez Calls Playstation “Poison”
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez blasted Sony’s Playstation as “poison.” He said the games “promote the need for cigarettes, drugs and alcohol so they can sell them. That’s capitalism, the road to hell.” Chavez called on Venezuelan toymakers to make educational … Continue reading
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Chavez: U.S. Trying To Occupy Haiti
In a way, Hugo Chavez is right. The U.S. is occupying Haiti, along with the UN, policeman from the European Union and the Italians who are sending an aircraft carrier. With thousands of Marines on the ground and a carrier … Continue reading
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The Chavez Diet
Taking a break from his usual rants against Yankee imperialism or his own bellicose threats to neighboring Columbia, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has stepped forward with his own diet advice. Chavez claims to have lost 20 lbs. from following his … Continue reading
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Chavez Takes Aim at New Bourgeois Target: Golf
Apparently Venezuela President Hugo Chavez likes to take on challenges, the bigger the better. He’s taken on capitalist corruption, the United States and oil conglomerates. Now he has a new target in mind: the evils of golf. Chavez, an admitted … Continue reading
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Chavez Gets Warm And Fuzzy With Obama
Just a month ago, Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez called the United States “the Great Satan.” A month later, he shook hands with President Barack Obama and declared, “I want to be your friend.” Talk about multiple personalities. It will now … Continue reading
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Chavez: “Don’t Mess With Me, Mr. Obama”
Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez is already putting his gloves on against Barack Obama. Stung by U.S. criticism that cocaine trafficking is on the rise in Venezuela, Chavez lashed back at the Obama administration. “Is there really a new government in … Continue reading
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Fake Coup In Venezuela?
Hugo Chavez is reporting a coup attempt against him, but the details are suspicious and immediately raise possibilities that it is a fake. Chavez claimed that an attempted coup “by a soldier on the run in the U.S.” was thwarted … Continue reading
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Chavez Accuses Obama Of “Meddling” In Venezuelan Affairs
Hugo Chavez has a new conspiracy. The Venezuelan President who has been a sore spot for George Bush is ready to cast Obama in the same light. Chavez stated that Obama is meddling in Venezuelan politics. As Chavez said, “he … Continue reading
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Chavez Ends Program For Free Heating Oil For American Poor
One of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez’s biggest public relations moves was to provide $100 million of free heating oil to poor Americans through the Venezuelan oil company Citgo. With the plan, Chavez was able to claim he was a friend of … Continue reading
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Chavez: I’m Not A Tyrant. I Just Have More Work To Do
Hugo Chavez says he doesn’t want to be a dictator. Chavez, who is pushing a constitutional amendment to extend his presidency, claims that if he wanted to be a dictator, he would not let the people vote. ”They say my … Continue reading
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Chavez Plans To Stay In Power Through 2021
Hugo Chavez wants to be around for a long time. His term expires in 2013, and he cannot run for re-election then. Last year, he proposed several constitutional changes, including erasing the term limit on his office. The referendum was … Continue reading
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Hugo Chavez Calls “Beauty Queen” Palin A “Poor Thing”
Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez has finally weighed in on Sarah Palin. Palin called Chavez a dictator. Chavez said he heard of Palin’s remarks and responded. “The poor thing, you have to feel sorry for her.” Palin, Chavez said, is “a … Continue reading
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