Category Archives: Kim Jong-Il

Kim Jong-Il “Fool Of The Week”

Kim Jong-il could be a fool every week, or every day, for that matter. No place is more horrible to live than North Korea, and it is supremely mismanaged by Kim and his cronies. When North Korea’s soccer team returned … Continue reading

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North Korean Soccer Team Punished For Following Kim Jong-Il’s Orders

Remember North Korea’s one-sided losses at the World Cup in June? North Korea played a respectable game in a 2-1 loss to Brazil, but failed badly against Portugal and the Ivory Coast in 7-0 and 3-0 losses, respectively. More points … Continue reading

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North Korea’s Kim “Fool Of The Week” For Stint As World Cup Soccer Coach

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il gets the nod as “Fool of the Week” for his foolish meddling into the affairs of the North Korean soccer team during its World Cup games. After playing powerhouse Brazil tough in a 2-1 loss, Kim … Continue reading

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Kim Jong-Il Responsible For North Korean World Cup Debacle

At the World Cup, the number one ranked Brazilian soccer team barely beat the lowly North Koreans 2-1. The tight defense of the North Koreans impressed many in the sports world. It was a defeat that many viewed as a … Continue reading

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Phobias Of Foreign Leaders

Foreign Policy has a nice section on the phobias of world leaders. North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il fears flying so he travels by train to everywhere. He has a 90-car private train that has taken him as far as Moscow. He also … Continue reading

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North Korea Claims Kim Jong-Il Newest Hit In The Fashion World

See the nice suit that North Korean President Kim Jong-il is wearing as he strides alongside Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin? If you want to be stylish, then you had better pick one up at Macy’s or Bloomingdale’s or maybe … Continue reading

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North Korea Bans Movie 2012 As A “Grave Provocation” To It Becoming A Superpower

Here is the latest lunacy from North Korea. North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is making a special effort to stop pirated copies of the movie “2012” from slipping into his country. Kim sees 2012 as a monumental year. It is … Continue reading

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North Korea Executes Its Top Economic Official

In the U.S., if an economist bungles a corporation or the nation’s finances, that person will either get a retention bonus, a new job offer, write a book or receive a prestigious teaching position at some university. In North Korea, … Continue reading

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North Korea To Only Show World Cup Games If It Wins

North Korea has qualified for its first World Cup appearance since 1966. Odds makers place the North Korean team at 350-1 long shots to win the World Cup. The chances of the average North Korean seeing a televised match are … Continue reading

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Kim Smiles

Do you see something strange in this picture? It took me a while, but then I realized it was Kim Jong Il smiling. Look around the internet, you won’t see a lot of pictures  of him with a smile. Contrast … Continue reading

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Kim Jong-Il Picks His Successor — His 26-Year-Old Son

Following a flurry of missile firings and a nuclear test, North Korea Kim Jung-Il once again revealed why he is the leader of a nuclear power that cannot feed itself. He appointed his youngest son, 26-year-old Kim Jong-Un, as his … Continue reading

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North Koreans Claim Missile Launch A Success…So It Probably Was A Failure

Perhaps the North Korean launch of the Taepodong-2 missile was a failure after all. No one knows what the North Koreans originally intended – – fire a multiple staged rocket or launch a satellite into space — until after the launch … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Il Celebrates Birthday With Begonias And Missile Threats

Yesterday was North Korean leader Kim Jong Il’s birthday, and he is getting quite a show. National celebrations paraded throughout the poverty-stricken nation, including the introduction of kimjongilia, a begonia named in his honor. Then there is the rocket show. North … Continue reading

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Evidence Growing That North Korea’s Kim Alive

Increasingly, it appears that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is in control of his country and in relatively good health. The Commander of the US Pacific Command, Admiral Timothy Keating, said, “He’s alive and he remains in control.” The French … Continue reading

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New Photo Of North Korea’s Kim Leaves Questions Of His Well-Being Unanswered

Once again, the North Korean government has released a photo of its leader Kim Jong-Il. Rumors have persisted since last summer that Kim has suffered an incapacitating stroke. Several previous photos that were released were obviously doctored. This one looks more authentic, … Continue reading

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