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Category Archives: Nicolas Sarkozy
Sarkozy Orders Up A Plane More Than Befitting His Stature
It is well-known that diminutive French President Nicolas Sarkozy has a problem with people and things bigger than he is. Sarkozy often wears thick platform shoes that give him a few extra inches. When photographed next to other world leaders, … Continue reading
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Sarkozy Bans Tall Bodyguards From His Security
What is it about French leaders who are short? Everyone knows Napoleon was short. The same is true for French President Nicolas Sarkozy. He is 5’5” or even 5’6¼”, as some more exaggerated sources report. Sarkozy refuses to disclose his … Continue reading
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France Bans Use Of “2.0″
The use of the term “2.0.” can be annoying. It has become synonymous with new, better or advanced. Sometimes that is not always the case. Whatever peeves someone may develop over “2.0,” no one has gone as far as the … Continue reading
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Sensationalist Photos Try To Portray Sarkozy, Medvedev And Berlusconi As Drunk
Everyone can find the humor in catching politicians in humorous or embarrassing situations. Just recently, a picture circulated suggesting that Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy were watching the behind of a young woman at the G-8 meeting. Obama … Continue reading
Posted in Dmitri Medvedev, Nicolas Sarkozy, Silvio Berlusconi
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French President “Hugely Impressed” That His New Cabinet Minister Is Attractive
Now that French President Nicolas Sarkozy has dumped his 43-year-old Justice Minister and single mother, Rachida Dati, Sarkozy has taken on a new, attractive French woman for his cabinet. Dati, of Algerian heritage, was a symbol for France’s increasingly diverse racial … Continue reading
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Court Approves Sarkozy Voodoo Doll But Pricking Harms President’s Dignity
A court case against Nicolas Sarkozy voodoo dolls has ruled in favor of the voodoo doll maker. Sarkozy had sought to halt the sale of the dolls, claiming it infringed on the rights to his own image. The court did … Continue reading
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Comic Book Illustrates Intrigue In France’s First Family
A new comic book depicts France’s First Lady, Carla Bruni, as the one in charge of the household. Supposedly laden with secrets from inside sources, the 62-page comic casts the 40-year-old model-turned-first-lady-turned-pop-singer as controlling her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozy. … Continue reading
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Putin Halted Russian Invasion Of Georgia Because He Didn’t Want To End Up Like Bush
What stopped Russia from completely overrunning Georgia last August? According to comments leaked from French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s administration, Vladimir Putin decided not to overthrow the Georgian government because he did not want to end up like George Bush. Sarkozy … Continue reading
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Sarkozy Threatens To Sue Voodoo Doll Maker
French President Nicolas Sarkozy has threatened to sue the makers of a voodoo doll featuring Sarkozy. The doll includes pins and a “voodoo instructive manual” that lists controversial quotes by Sarkozy. Sarkozy’s lawyer wrote to the maker of the dolls … Continue reading
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